If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Every scarecrow has a secret ambition to terrorize.

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Impartiality is not neutrality. It is partiality for justice.

Beyond each corner, new directions lie in wait.

In order for you to be yourself, you have to be somebody first.

You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.

Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.

The exit is usually where the entrance was.

Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?

I didn't survivethe storm outsideto allow anyone (including myself)to erode my soul

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Just as the dog loves to chew bones, the human mind loves its problems.

One's palate is reborn every morning!

My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.

I used to like to set different film clips to classical music, not even my own songs, but make little movies.

Don't pessimism and caution naturally go hand in hand?

Yeah. A real date. Something official. You. Me. Tonight. We're long overdue.

I've been around Hollywood and filmmaking long enough to know that it's a tricky dangerous business when you go on camera, you got to watch yourself.

A Corpse or a Ghost- I'd sooner be one or t'other, square and fair, than a Ghost in a Corpse, which is my feelins at present.