If you are not dead, then there is hope. get up and go conquer the world.

I wouldn't urinate in his ear if his brain was on fire!

In the face of pain there are no heroes.

So you want to be married, oh baby, trying to put me on a chain, ain't that some shame? You must be losing your weak little mind.

A man is to be cheated into passion, but to be reasoned into truth.

The thing I love most about going on vacation is that I get to leave behind any kind of schedule. My entire life is scheduled from morning to night, and when I'm on vacation, there is no schedule.

I went to Clive Davis' Grammy party, and I nearly spontaneously combusted because everyone on my iPod was there!

They go the long way but we take the short cut Give me the blonde hair, long weave, short cut

We can learn from him that suffering and the gift of himself is an essential gift we need in our time.

In heaven we are all ghostwriters, if we write at all.

It will be great when it's not such a big deal when a woman gets a good job.