If you are to be kept right, you must possess either good friends or red-hot enemies. The one will warn you, the other will expose you.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

I wish you to know that you have been the last dream of my soul.

Humanity's savageness is what makes it civilized. Technology, trade, computers, space travel. All are products of competition and conflict.

If the Beast gave me a library like he gave to Belle, I’d marry him too.

He didn't remember ever being less weird than he was right now. In fact, as far as he could tell he had always been more or less exactly as weird as this. if not more so.

The God who delivered Hezekiah and the children of Israel is the same God who is eager to act on my behalf.

Old Korean adage, "Even jade has flaws." Or, in other words: Nothing in life is ever perfect.

I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.

I have always regarded the forward edge of the battlefield as the most exclusive club in the world

The level of our educational development is high and serves as a strong basis for our future progress.

Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end.