If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Joyful life, sharing life with people.

Sometimes I think humans have a common sense that completely defies logic.

Is that an invitation?”“I suppose it is.”“Good.” Cade’s voice dropped lower, adding one last thing before hanging up. “And tell your friend in the striped shirt that he’s in my seat.

Going to college is neither necessary nor sufficient to be well-educated.

Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians.

The problem with Germans is that they look in the clouds for what lies at their feet.

I do like directing other people's material.

I had to take a bit of a break and fast for a while, but then I found myself very, very hungry when I got back to [song-writing].

I would like to have three or four kids.

He was not bound. No one led him by the arm. He got out of the carriage as if he were a free man.