If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

Even diseases have lost their prestige, there aren't so many of them left. Think it over... no more syphilis, no more clap, no more typhoid... antibiotics have taken half the tragedy out of medicine.

There's no such thing as intelligent vanity. It's an instinct. And you'll never find a man who is not first and foremost vain.

Well, you know... experience is a muffled lantern that throws light only on the bearer...it's incommunicable.

An Immense hatred keeps me alive... i would live for a thousand years if i were certain of seeing the whole world croak.

An unfamiliar city is a fine thing. That's the time and place when you can suppose that all the people you meet are nice. It's dream time.

To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose.

I piss on you all from a considerable height.

Our journey is entirely imaginary. That is its strength.

The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.

The plain truth, I may as well admit it, is that I've never been really right in the head.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Gospel change is the Spirit of God using the story of God to make the beauty of God come alive in our hearts

I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.

With rushing winds and gloomy skies The dark and stubborn Winter dies: Far-off, unseen, Spring faintly cries, Bidding her earliest child arise; March!

trying to read his face. It was like a book written in a foreign language she'd studied all too briefly.

School prepares for the alienating institutionalization of life by teaching the need to be taught.

I like things that are funny - in everyday conversation, in incidents that you see, in watching TV or watching film. Comedy has always had an impact on my life.

To dream a garden and then to plant it is an act of independence and even defiance to the greater world.

Only the insecure strive for security.

I love silence. But I usually only listen to that when I'm sleeping.