If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

Your world of poverty can be recreated to that of affluence simply by speaking the Prince's language.

It's in our genetics. It's why women are the master species. We give birth and we can walk in heels.

If God is your coach, you score the most amazing and unbelievable goals

You want me to spy on a National Colour operative?''Wow, ' she said, 'you got it. I thought I was going to have to explain that one for a lot longer.

Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.

It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was supposed to be.

My mother was a listener. I'm a talker. I'm very comfortable talking.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

Nobody's ever tried the peace thing, ... We are selling it like soap.

As a Muslim woman, I’ve been liberated from a silent kind of bondage. I don’t answer to the slaves of God on earth. I answer to their King.