If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

We are all bits and pieces of history and literature and international law.

I know what that does to a man, to walk the earth with the burden of his sin on his back. It poisons all he touches.

Canada is said to have got its name from the two Spanish words aca and nada, signifying 'there is nothing here.'

Laughter is the best medicine...smilin g is second

We need to remember that politics is all about people, not programs. We shouldn't want to take the humanness out of the political arena.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

When I'm making a film, I'm the audience.

The largest opportunities are found in ideas that go against the grain.

The pressures, I don't really like to think about the pressures, I like to solve them, you know what I mean. I could sit here and complain about pressures but nobody wants to hear about pressures.

Whatever healing work we each do contributes to the healing of us all.