If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

It is deep winter with shivering cold air, but my heart is dancing with joy and spring flowers.

When I feed the poor, they call me a saint, but when I ask why the poor are hungry, they call me a communist. Dom Helder Camara – one of the great prophets of Christian "Liberation theology".

You can become even a co-creator of this universe... an assurance coming from the Ancient Wisdom

I went to an all-girls school for part of high school, and the idea of boys was amazing to me, like, all I ever wanted to do was kiss boys and be around boys.

When we assist Him in His mission of saving souls, we too will be rescued in the process.

The one way to discover about aliens is to tune your radio telescope and listen to the signals.

Always look for the fool in the deal. If you don't find one, it's you.

To love another person you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.

The hard part is that this is a very fine line. There's right on one side of it, and crazy on the other.

My life is a discipline, a prison: I live for my own work, without which I am nothing.