If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Soul power supersedes mind power.

Before you dismiss any gift as worthless, look again because it may just contain hidden treasure.

Let strength and wisdom carry you forward beyond the limited horizons — you may have once envisioned.

Perfection can hide a lot of warts.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

I really don't have any secrets. I've never met a photographer whose work I respected that had a secret because the secret lies within each and every one of us.

In anger nothing right nor judicious can be done.

I have some extra costumes-" "No!" Ephialtes snapped, and for once Percy was in agreement.

here are some homosexuals whom we would do well to take seriously.

Failures and setbacks are a part of this experience, and it will remain in you as wisdom.