If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

I have never been drunk but I've often been overserved.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

Praying is pleasure pursuit.

Horizontal (human-centered) grief is much less concerned with being broken and more concerned with being busted.

As a book author, it's your responsibility to cast a vision for your book about the length and appearance before you pitch the idea to a publisher.

Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena.

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

A chess player never has a heart attack in a good position.

Education is only the most fully conscious of the channels whereby each generation influences the next.

The people I still talk to are some of the old Galaxy players all over the place. That's a bond that's pretty special.

The shadows cannot speak.

In India, one has to plan according to the monsoons.