If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

Always Think Positive...!

In art and mythology, the Goddess appears in three forms. White represents the virgin, red the mother, and black, the crone, or the death-goddess.

Art is a kind of illness.

I wanted to be a child actor so bad that every day I'd beg my parents if I could audition, but my mom said, 'Not until you can drive yourself to auditions.'

The result of the voyage does not depend on the speed of the ship, but on whether or not it keeps a true course.

If you want to do something, you find a way.

A woman who does not become the slave of just one man becomes the slave of all men.

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.

We're animals. We're violent. We're criminal. And if I've done anything, I've had kids express themselves as they are.

Big-government liberals don't like people with a sense of independence because independent people don't need big government.