If you can call a Chevrolet a Chev, why can't you call a Japanese a Jap?

Why should I put a bunch of Cadillacs on the ice, when I can sell out with a bunch of volkswagens

Women are good for only one thing - lying on their backs.

I was happy to have an attraction in our building that we didn't have to pay for.

I'll propose anything where I can make a buck.

Anyone who thinks that God wins or loses games has to have an awfully weak mind.

You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.

We want clean air, clean water, good living conditions, the best health care in the world. Yet we aren't willing to pay for anything manufactured under those restrictions.

Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves. - Emmett Cullen

You are more focus when you confront.

The nostalgia I have been cherishing all these years is a hypertrophied sense of lost childhood, not sorrow for lost banknotes.

We don't need a flat tax, but a flattening tax, to truly level the playing field.

I predict the future of this earthly human race is that having made a mess of Earth they'll move to outer space.

No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size.

I'm lucky I have good metabolism and I'm very grateful for that.

I hate to see the evening sun go down.