If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Taking pictures is savoring life intensely, every hundredth of a second.

Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary

Spread peace and love. Be the bearer of the light of love.

Every city has to deal with the problem of cars and public transport.

The desire to hit a big home run is dominating the music business.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.

Education is a complex, multifaceted, and painstaking process, and being gifted does not make this less so.

Prayer is and remains always a native and deepest impulse of the soul of man.

Ingrateful man with liquorish draughts, and morsels unctuous, greases his pure mind that from it all consideration slips.