If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Positive or Negative, doesn't MATTER - Sacrifice always PAY-BACK!!!

It is good taste, and good taste alone, that possesses the power to sterilize and is always the first handicap to any creative functioning.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

By being inattentive to the needs of others, inevitably we end up harming them.

Once he saw the officials of a temple leading away some one who had stolen a bowl belonging to the treasurers, and said, "The great thieves are leading away the little thief."

It seems inevitable that the magic of the written word will fade.

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

I think it's the first idea I ever got about doing something on my own, because it was the first time I have ever really felt the confidence to do it.

Lovers should guard their strangeness. If they forgive too much, all slides into confusion and meanness.

If we are ever to enjoy life, now is the time, not tomorrow or next year.... Today should always be our most wonderful day.