If you can master the opening, you will be leaps and bounds ahead of the competition.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Nonviolence is a way of life, where the task is to awaken the underlying goodness of every human being.

Give your life purpose and focus. Position yourself to succeed

At the time I could no more believe my eyes than I can now trust my memory.

I want him now and always, and I want our always to start right now.

Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.

You can't spend so much time in a place and not carry a bit of it inside you.

Never look back' is my philosophy.

God is not a person. God is an eternal principle.

If you believe that when the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, then you believe that creating wealth causes poverty, and you're an idiot.

No prayer is complete without presence.