If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

You manage things, you lead people.

Like a falling star, he descended on the Tarbh Cró, a Cassiline berserker, his sword biting and slashing like a silver snake.

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

You have to pay your own electric bill. You have to be kind. You have to give it all you got. You have to find people who love you truly and love them back with the same truth. But that's all.

As one thinketh in his heart, so is he.

She said the object and color in the materials around us actually have a physical effect on us, on how we feel.

Donald Trump always is looking for some conspiracy.

I came to L.A. to work and become a better actress, not to be a star.

Friendship was given by nature to be an assistant to virtue, not a companion in vice.

I'm too homely for a prima donna and too ugly for a soubrette.