If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.

I think you can tell when you meet someone whether they read novels. There's some hollowness if they don't.

Paul Rudd has a very specific brand of humor.

High School made me realize that the people who say they will never change, are always the ones who change the most.

We all carry our mothers inside us.

In every moment there is a reason to carry on.

I guess no one stays friends for more than thirty years without broken hearts along the way.

We take our colors, chameleon-like, from each other.

No nations are more warlike than those which profess Christianity.

Happiness was my choice, and though it is hard-won, I am the only person who can stand in the way of it.

If you wish strongly, have courage and endurance, then you can get to the summit of your dream.