If you can't be funny, be interesting.

I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and he said he wrote a few widely separated words or phrases on a piece of paper and then went back and filled in the spaces.

Don't think I'm not incoheret.

Editing is the same as quarreling with writers — same thing exactly.

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.

In the old days in San Francisco there was a famous drink called Pisco Punch, made from Pisco, a Peruvian brandy pisco punch used to taste like lemonade but had a kick like vodka, or worse.

In the business people with expertise, experience and evidence will make more profitable decisions than people with instinct, intuition and imagination.

Democracy, religion, education and terrorism have all become practicable norms all over the world – thanks to globalization

In other words, the proof of spiritual maturity is not how 'pure' you are but awareness of your impurity. That very awareness opens the door to grace.

It’s like my whole life my left ring finger has been lacking something, and finally it feels complete.

This is the thing you dream about when you're a kid, even before getting into the league.

Of every ten persons who talk about you, nine will say something bad, and the tenth will say something good in a bad way.

We couldn't outspend the fossil fuel industry - they have more money than God.

Fortunately, I started very young, so I read music very well. And my favorite composers to play are Brahms and Mozart.

United in this determination and with unshakable faith in the cause for which we fight, we will, with God's help, go forward to our greatest victory.

Because animals are property, we consider as "humane treatment" that we would regard as torture if it were inflicted on humans.