If you can’t be happy, then be something else. Be useful, that would be good. Decorative, if you like. Selfish, if you must. But don’t whine about it.

It had to be the hardest thing, even if he’d never known it himself – to accept that the ones you loved would find their own way home.

Judgement is not punishment, judgment is verdict. Judgement always gives an opportunity for life to change.

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.

...the relationship is here to make you conscious instead of happy.

My parents are wonderful people and they instilled in me an idealism for which I'm grateful.

No rest for the wicked, no peace for the good.

Running is a grownup's lost link to playing outside.

You could start at a path leading nowhere more fantastic than from your own front steps to the sidewalk, and from there you could go… well, anywhere at all.

There is no more sovereign eloquence than the truth in indignation.