If you can't be with yourself, you'll never learn to be with anyone else.

If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

Success for me its to raise happy, healthy human beings.

[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?

You're at the mercy of the editors' hands.

I could be like everyone else and stop eating, but that wouldn't make me happy.

I want to get the American people to start sitting at a table together and talking to each other, holding court, and enjoying a meal - and it doesn't have an expense.

My children are my whole life.

As long as my husband's looking at me, that's all I care about!

He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink!

There are 2 types of people on face the difficulty, :1 - Damn it!2 - Challenge accepted!

To some lawyers all facts are created equal.

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.

They need to review this secret world. We have an incredibly powerful government that gets on automatic pilot.

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.

If I had to pick out a therapist in a movie that I'd like to go see as a personal therapist, it would be Robin Williams in Goodwill Hunting.

One of the peculiarities of economics is that it still rests on a behavioral assumption-rational utility maximization-that has long since been rejected by sociologists and psychologists.

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

[T]here's nobody Black in charge of anything in Hollywood.