If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Not only am I a musician, but I'm a businessman and a family man.

If you don’t love it, don’t eat it, and if you love it, savor it.

My vision of a 'new world order' foresees a United Nations with a revitalized peacekeeping function.

You get used to working with one choreographer. You kind of get stuck in that vein and you work your way out of it, picking up someone else's style, their flavor. It takes a bit of time.

Love and build, love and work, love and fight. Always love first. Anything placed before love will fail.

Even the bold will fly when they see Death drawing in close enough to end their life.

That's inches away from being millimetre perfect.

I'm in a position now where I can play certain roles and when I get older, I won't be able to. So, I don't have a strategy of trying to grow up too quick, I just want to kind of look at everything.

They walked along, two continents of experience and feeling unable to communicate.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.