If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

Big girls need big diamonds.

It's all about hope, kindness and a connection with one another.

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them.

The beauty of fragrance is that it speaks to your heart and hopefully someone else's.

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

Success is a great deodorant.

It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.

Rocket science has been mythologized all out of proportion to its true difficulty.

The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

Never open a book with weather. There are exceptions. If you happen to be Barry Lopez, who has more ways to describe ice and snow than an Eskimo, you can do all the weather reporting you want.

Here it is - right now. Start thinking about it and you miss it.

We need not destroy the past. It is gone.

Good prose almost always requires both showing and telling, scenes and summary, the two basic components of creative prose.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Here is another miserable mental image I will have to catalog and make room for.

We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?