If you can't make yourself understood by your friends, you'll be in trouble when your enemies come for you.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Nature cannot be commanded except by being obeyed.

Through the mind and judgment, it is not possible to understandoneself and others.True understanding isa compassionate heart.

As we age, we feel less like leaves and more like trees. We have roots that ground us and sturdy trunks that may sway, but don't break, in the wind.

Rather than getting more spoilt with age, as difficulties pile up, epiphanies of gratitude abound.

One single sentence, one frame of film, and abracadabra! the story’s wings would take her to another lost world, another magic realm that was ready to be explored.

There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood leads on to fortune.

Let us enjoy the fugitive hour. Man has no harbor, time has no shore; it rushes on, and carries us with it.

Grace is the vehicle God uses on occasion to ensure that we get precisely what we dont deserve.

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.

Humility is the ability to give up your pride and still retain your dignity.