If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

If you want to give a message to the world, let it be simple, as simple as the life of a shepherd!

Gentleness is given to those who have learned that God will not have his kingdom triumph through the violence of the world, for such a triumph came through the meekness of a cross.

I will always treasure the privilege of writing the 'Sports of The Times' column.

A large part of the problem, is that young people are being born into the world and growing up without much hope. And so, they become murderers, they become suicide bombers.

I wish I had put myself out there a little bit more and experienced people more instead of protecting myself.

I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.

When Jason Koumas is on form, he's the type of player who calls all the strings

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

I've made mistakes, and I know why I made them, but I made that choice. Nobody's ever made a choice for me.

Inside every believe, there's a lie.