If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Good guys, Win in movies, Baby My heart is crying Like rain in May

Love is the only criminal who, after stealing your heart, convinces you to celebrate her.

Rules help us live our liveswhen we lose the will to do it on our own

A complacent satisfaction with present knowledge is the chief bar to the pursuit of knowledge.

A man who does not trust himself will never really trust anybody.

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

It's hard to be spontaneous when you have 40 people in your crew, and you're playing to 16,000 people every night, and there's giant lighting rigs, it's hard to change direction on a dime.

The way people in the United States execute human beings would not pass muster for euthanasia of animals.

The one thing I did learn at Florida State, I learned to talk trash, believe that