If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once.

It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

Children are not chattel. they cannot be given away or traded in the marketplace.

Who could be like him? Who could ever be like you? Each of us has his path. They run close together sometimes—for life, if we are fortunate—but they never cross.

Nine times out of ten when you extend your arms to someone they will step in because basically they need precisely what you need.

It's the way we sing that makes 'em dream.

Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

I had forgotten that time wasn't fixed like concrete but in fact was fluid as sand, or water. I had forgotten that even misery can end.

I don't have a lot of discipline.

I was made for more than being stuck in a vicious cycle of defeat. I am not made to be a victim of my poor choices. I was made to be a victorious child of God.

Golf is fluid. It's always changing. It's always evolving. First of all, you never master it.