If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.

I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.

They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?

As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.

I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

Jiu Jitsu is the vehicle. Not the road.

Some want to be owned, and some want to be saved. Only some want to exist in the glow of contentment.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.

With Germany herself falling, it is not strange that the nations leagued with her also went down to defeat.

I've accomplished enough in life so that I do not fear death.

I think they will never really enjoy true democracy in China.

If you remove tone from music, you have something, but what? I find it difficult to call it music.

Patience is God's nature.

The best evangelists, the best preachers, the best teachers are desperate people.

And thence from Athens turn away our eyes To seek new friends and stranger companies.