If you can wear the hard times of your life as furrows on your brow, you can wear the good times as a twinkle in your eye.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

And, they would still be alive today...If they hadn't died, that is

If you act like you're rich you'll get rich.

Extremely disappointed that corruption may have reached such a level in Mexico.

My advice would be to go with the "love who you are, embrace yourself" vibe that's happening right now.

Failures . . . believe that their lives are shaped by circumstances ... by things that happen to them ... by exterior forces.

I respect them [Amar Stoudemire, Carmelo Anthony or Dwyane Wade], but would I dress like them? No.

Find someone who makes you smile, because it only takes a smile to make a day better

The cry of a baby is God's voice: never drive them away from the church!

When something happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or you defeat it.

There have been ups and downs, but it has taught us a lot in life. Going with the team through those ups and downs is a terrific journey.