If you cannot have what you believe in you must believe in what you have.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

We’re animals, primates to be precise, ” I pointed out. “Games are role playing from our hunter gatherer days.”“That's nothing to be proud of, ” he said, in a fair imitation of Papa's manner.

If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger.

Everyone has a talent, and gifts shouldn't be judged by their glory factor

You’re not really grown until you’ve lost your heroes.

Education does not necessarily make one wise?

To be a Christian in a generously orthodox way is not to claim to have the truth captured, stuffed, and mounted on the wall

Kim Jong Un shaved his eyebrows and got his hair sticking right up. How would you like the leader of your country looking like Lady Gaga? Even Dennis Rodman told him he looks weird.

I am wrestling with the overalls trend. I wore so many pairs in junior high, and no one thought they were cute. Perhaps I'll try them cuffed with a tasteful crop top?

Get burnt like a candle, very hard to handle, Do miracles in Nikes like Jesus did in sandals.

Every time one of my books sells a million copies in paperback, Pan Macmillan gives me a gold statuette of Pan. I have about 20 of them.