If you cast your bread upon the water and you have faith, you'll get back cash. If you don't have faith, you'll get soggy bread.

Only in America can you find so many angry people claiming to love their country, while hating almost anyone in it.

You sign an agreement; you make a contract, you live up to it. You never get what you deserve. You get what you negotiate. You got a right to say yay or nay.

If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce.

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.

Only in America could a Don King happen.

Only in America can a Barack Obama happen. Only in America can a Don King happen.

I had a moment of religious epiphanosity.

I never cease to amaze myself. And I say this humbly

I'm a promoter of the people for the people and by the people and my magic lies in my people ties.

I'm the best promoter in the world because I haven't taken a day off work since I left the penitentiary, and because I have read all the great philosophers like St. Thomas Aquinine.

I can't believe that she's questioning the existence of magic when she's standing before me dead and talking.

If I were a man, I would strenuously object to the assumption that women have any moral or spiritual superiority as a class.

It is difficult to separate oneself from one's design moralities.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Orwell is almost our litmus test. Some of his satirical writing looks like reality these days.

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

You get to a point in relationships where you don't want to push anything, but things need to change, move on, or develop.

You've got to have a sense of different audiences. I'm a kind of performer manque - I come from a long line of failed actors!

The things we pray for, good Lord, give us grace to labor for.

The mind is smaller than the eye.