If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

There is a throne up there and someone is sitting on it. It is not you, the economy or your government. My God is still on the throne and I shall not worry.

What does our commitment to nonviolence mean as citizens of one of the most powerful and oppressive nations in recorded history?

Internet, " she said sagely. "Expanding the frontiers of adolescent knowledge.

Create the space and a bigger life happens

As a general matter, if the president wants to withdraw from a treaty, he simply gets to do that. And that's part of the powers of the office.

I wish I could play the World Cup; thats one of my dreams.

Law is a Bottomless-Pit, it is a Cormorant, a Harpy, that devours every thing.

And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

Screenwriting is a much more collaborative effort. When you write a novel, it's just you, with input from your editor.

The secret of life is in art.