If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Everything is possible and impossible at the same time this is what we live with every time.

Butterfly upon my hand, A voice of wonder within my mind, not my own but the butterfly's.

A man cannot be aware of his destination without the help of his creator

To be free of fear is to be full of Love.

jealousy is indeed the shadow of love.

The task of the Church after Jesus' resurrection and ascension was to proclaim the forgiveness of sins to all nations.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

I am thrilled and honored to have a seat at the table for meaningful conversation with so many accomplished women in the sports world.

Men who are proud of being black marry black women; women who are proud of being black marry black men.

Gratitude begins where my sense of entitlement ends.