If you do not give the tenth part to God, he will take the nine parts.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

No one heals himself by wounding another.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

Our own evil inclinations are far more dangerous than any external enemies.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

The rich man who gives to the poor does not bestow alms but pays a debt.

Little things matter. Even a small tear wets the face.

What differentiated us was our perception of our mutual reality, which made no difference.

Tropical nights are hammocks for lovers.

Every house guest brings you happiness. Some when they arrive, and some when they are leaving

The Simpsons was pretty experimental at the time, but it attracted a lot of sitcom writers that felt confined by the limitations of live-action sitcoms in the '80s.

It is a foul bird that filleth his own nest.

I'm saying my rosary every day.

I like diversity; I want one character to be very different from the next. I love to live with a character for a long time if I can, but I like one character to be different from the next.

I abhor a hoe. I am fond of flowers but not of dirt, and had rather buy them than cultivate them.

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.