If you do something once, people will call it an accident. If you do it twice, they call it a coincidence. But do it a third time and you've just proven a natural law!

The most damaging phrase in the language is: 'It's always been done that way.'

A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.

The only phrase I've ever disliked is, 'Why, we've always done it that way.' I always tell young people, 'Go ahead and do it. You can always apologize later.'

To me programming is more than an important practical art. It is also a gigantic undertaking in the foundations of knowledge.

No computer is ever going to ask a new, reasonable question. It takes trained people to do that.

You manage things, you lead people. We went overboard on management and forgot about leadership.

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.

Leadership is a two-way street, loyalty up and loyalty down. Respect for one's superiors; care for one's crew.

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It's simply larger than it needs to be. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

Everybody has dreams and goals. All you have to do is dig them up.

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

Frank and explicit - this is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the mind of others.

Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life.

Jeb [Bush] doesn't really believe I'm unhinged. He said that very simply because he has failed in this campaign. It's been a total disaster. Nobody cares.

Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed.

Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film.

I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge.

I woke up this morning and I said to my self, 'Self, I think we need to party today'.

You belong among the wildflowers You belong in a boat out at sea You belong with your love on your arm You belong somewhere you feel free