If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

You've got to be around people who encourage you, advice you and want to see you go even higher and higher than they themselves have attained!

A good corroborating chain, if they fail in the last link, the whole will fall to the ground.

Albania has to demonstrate that it is willing to be a reliable partner in the international community.

Beauty is a radiance that orginates from within.

Presidential ambition is a disease that can only be cured by embalming fluid.

Imagination, not invention, is the supreme master of art as of life.

I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.

the mad have a grace all their own

I will work for energy policies that recognize oil won't last forever.

Every person you meet is waging his or her own war against a callous universe that is plotting against them.