If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

You don't love Buck. If you did, you'd have four kids by now. Wouldn't you? Now wouldn't you? A woman like you...

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.

Is there innocence in ignorance? And if there is, do we tolerate other for their innocence's sake?

I've got a book of poetry by the bed, one of these big collections that goes back to the Greeks and Romans.

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother.

Oh, I'd say I like a meal as much as anybody. But I find a certain kind of foodiness silly, gluttonous and embarrassing.

I wasn't making music for the sake of music but rather making music in the context of other music. At the same time, it doesn't mean I'm not going to try and do that some day.

When a country is strong... it accepts any dose of pessimism from its writers.

I'll do whatever it takes to win.

Your life changes the moment you make a new, congruent, and committed decision.