If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

In show business, you get chewed up and spit out.

This is a business. Be smart. Choose wisely.

Some people think that the world revolves around them but even the Sun is not the center of the Universe.

What we need is a rebirth of satire of dissent of irreverence of an uncompromising insistence that phoniness is phony and platitudes are platitudinous.

The habit of going to your congressman's town hall and asking questions, that's powerful in a way that shouting slogans or getting arrested is not, that is completely counterproductive.

I've lived my life dealing with everybody. And that's how it's always been for me.

The trees reflected in the river - they are unconscious of a spiritual world so near to them. So are we.

Rub a half potato on your wart and wrap it in a damp cloth. Close your eyes and whirl three times and throw. Then bury rag and spud exactly where they fall.

Business is a spiritual pursuit. Your business will not grow unless you grow as a person

I need to get lost and sometimes my characters lead me to places I don't expect to go.

Your worship is not a gift from you to God. It is a gift from God to you.

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.