If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Education falls short of divine truth that will empower our spiritual lives

Fear of change doesn't fade away. If you want to get past it, you must be brave and take action. It may be hard but things will stay the same way forever if you don't.

Like a spider in its web, a vibration anywhereis felt everywhere.

Strategy is about shaping the future.

Maturity is coming to terms with that other part of yourself.

All the fantasy writers I know have a way of dwelling on their own fears and phobias. A writer spends his life being his own psychiatrist.

Creativity is achieved in the doing, it's not achieved in the thinking.

My job as a television anchor or television reporter is not to proselytize.

Comedy distances pain, but leaves signs of it everywhere.

I could believe only in the hell I was living in, a hell on earth, and it was man-made, not God-made.