If you don't go to people's funerals they won't come to yours.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

She was a poetry book with the wrong dust jacket, shelved in the Reference section.

For when you look at the ceiling, or down at the floor, when the trouble's before you, you're begging for more.

There is a light in every soul.

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

Know why certain foods, such as truffles, are expensive. It's not because they taste best.

I'm talking as a professional impresario. I'm not judging anybody at all.

Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.

Learn to become still, and take your attention away from what you don't want

My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it