If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

I always say that my success has been three parts support and encouragement from my amazing network and one part piss and vinegar.

... but she believed and that was the price of belief. It gave no discounts to friendship (p370)

There's so many interesting aspects of making a movie: the costume department, the set design, the casting itself, the locations.

A primary goal of teaching anything is the advantage that learning gives to people over their competitors who haven't been as well taught.

Fatherhood, to me, isn't something you do for awards or acclaim. It's a privilege and a huge responsibility

A man ought never to trust another mans evaluation of a third mans disposition.

The EU is on the brink of becoming a European Federation by the year 2010... I feel sure that Britain will fall in line.

Accepting others' life choices is something most people only learn with age.

Hard work breeds self-respect.

I confidently affirm that the greater part of those who are supposed to have died of gout, have died of the medicine rather than the disease - a statement in which I am supported by observation.