If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.

You feel your strength in the experience of pain.

I can confidently state that the greatest rescues in my life have occurred when I’ve been saved from myself.

Your health is a long-range investment that will pay-off when you need it most.

She hated being a nobody and like all children, adopted or not, I have had to live out some of her unlived life. We do that for our parents - we don't really have any choice.

You don’t talk about how the job is going until the job is done, ” Loch said.

The moral law of God is the only law of individuals and of nations, and nothing can be rightful government but such as is established and administered with a view to its support.

I read the script, and I knew it was a good part. It was written for a white actor. That's what I'm up against - I have to try to make roles happen for me that aren't written black.

With hidden powers of unknown extent apparently at his disposal, Curwen was not a man who could safely be warned to leave town.

It's self-centered to think that human beings, as limited as we are, can describe divinity.