If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

A giant motherboard of geese, unruffled by the statepolice, swarmed in unison, in harmony...

Can you be compassionate even to those who have no compassion? If so, there is no finer karma that you can create.

It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Worry is rust upon the blade.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

You must look like a money person for clients to trust you.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

To understand others you should get behind their eyes and walk down their spines.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I do wait in line, and I do take the subway, and I do my own grocery shopping, and I do take the kids to school. But it almost doesn't matter to a certain segment of the populace.

Don't write naughty words on the wall if you can't spell!