If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

Hopelessness makes you a futile wanderer. Hope makes your life a wonder

I work in a strange business, and 'trust' is a word that's not even in the vocabulary.

The fickle populace always change with the prince.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

It is the end of art to inoculate men with the love of nature.

I think it's important to live with a certain danger and a certain risk.

We all know the epicentre of terrorism in the world today is Pakistan. The world community has to come to grips with this harsh reality.

I've never listened to jazz. It's just not something I ever paid attention to.

Wine to me is all about sharing.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.