If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?

Not a single person has died of boredom reading this book.

Many small businesses would rather face an angry barbarian horde than tackle their cash flow statement or price a new product.

I see dead Presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Franklin, and Washington.

If you hold on to the handle, it's easier to maintain the illusion of control. But it's more fun if you just let the wind carry you.

Customers long to interact with - even relate to - employees who act like there is still a light on inside.

It seems like everything I do musically I tend to lose a few fans and gain a few fans, and it all kind of evens out.

Peace in Palestine is inevitable. The question is how do we make it happen today.

Art is the signature of man.

What is wealth to me if I cannot enjoy it?

This use of advertising - to add a subjective value to the product - becomes increasingly important as the trends in our technology lead to competing products becoming more and more the same.

Only just the right quantum of wit should be put into a book; in conversation a little excess is allowable.

I think there was always something that everybody wishes they could relive in high school.

Beauty! thou pretty plaything! dear deceit, That steals so softly o'er the stripling's heart, And gives it a new pulse unknown before!