If you don't like me, there must be something wrong with you.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

You can't lead by example if you are a bad example. If you stink at something, stop doing in front of everyone until you improve!

Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.

Sometimes you get more creativity when you're in a box than when you can do anything. In really difficult situations, sometimes, you get the most interesting thinking.

It's a good time to be a woman.

It gave me great pleasure to think that I could take wood, make it good, and make people like Rockefeller buy it with paper money.

I hope to be around past the 90's. I don't want to just be categorized as one of this era. My goal is to have a career that stands.

The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.

Only by being a man or woman for others does one become fully human.

'Why me?' rarely produces a positive result, while 'How can I use this?' usually leads us in the direction of turning our difficulties into a driving force to make ourselves and the world better.