If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it.

There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

New York is where you go to catch a big fish.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.

If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way.

Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.

I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I don't know why anyone would want to be famous. I can't imagine what need that would fill.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

God bless all those that I love God bless all those that love me God bless all those that love those that I love and all those that love those that love me.

When people flirt with despair about the future, they are less likely to take the actions necessary to safeguard it, focusing instead on the short-term.

Jesus didn't come to make us safe. He came to make us dangerous to the kingdom of darkness.

Die to self: die to criticism, die to praise.

If it is solely an evolutionary convenience, there is really no such thing as good or evil.

Be with those who help your being.

Like a lot of people, I've got a self-loathing streak that's alive and well. It acts as a de facto engine when I'm working, but it also has its extraordinary pitfalls, too.

In my opinion, he only may be truly said to live and enjoy his being who is engaged in some laudable pursuit, and acquires a name by some illustrious action, or useful art.

I want women to get paid more. I want to teach them to negotiate so they get paid more.

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.