If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Capitalism in Russia has spawned far more Al Capones than Henry Fords.

Someone has said that nations have interests, they don't have friends, and you see that over and over in U.S. policy.

When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, "Let's change this so I like it and ruin it." Nothing is ever broken.

Most people who deal in words don't have much faith in them and I am no exception.

Most thoughtful Americans of today seem to have forgotten how strongly their own and immediate predecessors, Emerson, Hawthorne and Whitman, were still preoccupied with the essence behind things.

Trying is just a noisy way of not doing something.

Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about.

I look back and half of Ramadan is over in the blink of an eye. Before I know I'll be saying that about my entire life

I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.

I get so much energy to work harder when I meet and greet younger kids because they like me with such innocent hearts.