If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

Where does your soul walk? Does it walk in the sunlit woods or hide in the shadowy forest?

The truth is tucked inside of me, it is what I want the world to see. But do youy see it in me, oh just let it all be. I am happy being me.

He has cat blood, I reflected sourly, no doubt that was how he managed to sneak up on me in the darkness.

Cruelty in the theatre is unrelenting decisiveness, diligence, strictness.

We're not in this for the fast money. Really, what we want is to be part of this industry.

You can tell someone who doesn't have love in their life, then someone who is in love.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

I love all of his movies. I love all his movies. I love Tom.

Everything is divisible. And so is this colossus of U.S. imperialism. It can be split up and defeated.

. . . [I]n the kingdom of charity, one prefers to suffer some inconvenience rather than inconvenience the neighbor.