If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

the late afternoon sunlight, warm as oil, sweet as childhood ...

You’re an immortal, divine being. A little god, and yet, you toil like a slave. Isn’t that hilarious?

Hercule Poirot: I am an imbecile. I see only half of the picture. Miss Lemon: I don't even see that.

Wine was created with man in mind, for his pleasure and relaxation, a balm to his good health.

As breath stills our mind, our energies are free to unhook from the senses and bend inward.

The confident artist is a fool.

I was to be buried inside my own creation, the better to keep its secrets. I will not tell you more, for your sake. But if you ask, I will answer.

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

There is a pleasure in not being pleased.

No journalist knows the ins and outs of the Allman Brothers Band better than Alan Paul.