If you don't respect each other and let it lie, it can be embarrassing or really frustrating.

There are so many different stories. You can choose to tell them, or not, but they certainly have the right to exist

Don't be snarky, but don't be saccharine. Don't pander, but don't shut people out. Go straight down the line with the performance.

I'd like to be in a tiny indie where I'm lost at sea.

I just want to work hard. I love that feeling.

I always just wanted to be a movie actress, like Lily Tomlin or Ruth Gordon. I just imagined myself being in a movie, wearing stylish women's clothing the way I saw Amy Irving wearing it.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can't function without some sort of domesticity as well.

I think my comedic style is at once bashful and explosive. It's a little bit perverted, and a little bit ladylike and old-fashioned, which is a great mix. Sort of tangy.

I'm competitive and I have a messy purse, but otherwise, I like people to think I'm a winner.

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

Today in May 1938, the world around us suffers from the anxiety which the unemployment of millions brings with it. In Germany we begin to be anxious because we have not enough workmen.

Rich could play way better than Krupa.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

As long as we do science, some things will always remain unexplained.

The British invasion certainly made a lot of noise in the record industry.

I am opposed to the use of public funds for private education.

I go for really smart guys, ones who are well-read and can banter and argue. Men need to be able to take me out and have a few drinks, but by the end of the night we'll be talking about Nietzsche.

Your hair is a tangled mess,"he said, thinking he liked it that way, like a lion's mane.

I'm in a wonderful position: I'm unknown, I'm underrated, and there's nowhere to go but up.

Sometimes, one must become a master to avoid becoming a slave.